What Really Sucks

There is a whole nation that literally praising Bollywood. But there are things that really suck about Bollywood. Does it suck or not? You decide!

1)A comedy character is essential no matter how serious a film is.

2)People around the street start singing with the hero\heroin to convice hero or heroin.

3)Hero\heroin can not have a dark complexion, dark complexion people can perform only hillarious characters.

4)Girls from foriegn countries who can wear bikinis are necesseray to perform along the song.

5)Director do not feel guilty of copying a hollywood film.they even copy expressions of that film.

6)Villan is after heroin.

7)villan is an old crap who can not even lift a tooth pick.

8)Hero is immune to bullets.(bullets are like medicne)

9)it is quiet hillarious if we translate movies name(like Mera piya ghar aya: my loved one finally came home[mind u its a serious film ].

10) Magical script of bollywood blockbusters…
Writer to his son: Can u tell me a bed time story that mom told you last night

Son:sure.

writer: your great now i can write my new script.