Here is collection of 10 lamest pickup lines that really suck I found surfing around. And if you know more then also share them here. Enjoy!
“So, you’re a girl huh?”
She would be if you are not flirting a man.
“Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!”
Don’t be surprised if she slaps you.
“I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you…”
Dude its not American Idol.
“Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.”
Should I have to tell you this is lame
“You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to be Pikachu.”
Watch less Cartoon Network, you will get “better.
“There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself…..”
What!?.
“This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line
Instead, you will have to listen that
“Good day for weather”
No comments
“Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?”
Lame!
“I can tell by the way you’re ignoring me that you want me..”
Get a life looser!
September 18th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
OMG!!! totally using these at the club tonight!!!
Thanks guys
September 19th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Be careful just in case… :p
September 20th, 2008 at 8:49 am
lol
September 20th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
hey add this one as well …
“Wanna “make” friendship with me..”
November 13th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Despite of what you tink of these lines, loser is still spelled with just one o.
November 13th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Oh that’s just great.
Could there possibly be a more unfortunate moment for a typo than in a comment smartassing about spelling?
Well, way to go, me.
November 17th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I’ve never used this, but it’s my favorite: “As long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got a place to sit.”